“A feast, a feast! Set forth the tables! We owe’t all to this Ape of Naples!”

Well, dear reader, I have quite a few debts of gratitude to pay, because my play “Penis Inspection Day, or, The Ape of Naples” opens as part of the Yale Cabaret’s 54th season.

I have so many selflessly generous people to thank, like Sarah Cain, Natalie King, Meg Powers, Stephen Marks, Bryn Scharenberg, Aidan Griffiths… which is why I have to now go off and buy opening night presents for them instead of continuing to write this post!

Plots to be laid!

“Penis Inspection Day” is open to the public starting tonight and until Saturday the 30th. Please bring photo ID and proof of vaccination.

See ya there!